First up: Elon Musk's new gaming company, "Hyperloop Gaming." Because why stop at rockets when you can also conquer the world of video games? Expect a lot of talk about how their games will revolutionize the industry (again) and how they'll be using cutting-edge technology to create seamless gameplay experiences (duh). But let's be real, we all know what we're really waiting for: Elon Musk's keynote speech where he'll wear a VR headset and walk around like he's floating on a hyperloop track. It's going to be transformative, I tell you.
Next, we have Sony and Microsoft duking it out in the console wars. The PS5 Pro Max Ultra 4K OLED X will probably have more processing power than your grandmother's computer from 1998. And the Xbox Two Infinity Edge Elite will probably have a built-in pizza oven because why not? Expect both companies to claim they're unlocking new levels of immersion with their next-gen consoles (yawn). But hey, at least we'll get some more memes out of it all.
And let's not forget about the indie developers who are going to steal the show once again. From adorable puzzle games that make you question your existence to violent shooters that make you question humanity itself, indie games always manage to surprise us. Expect a lot of indie devs to say they were "inspired by their love of video games" and "want to create something unique and special." Yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before. Just give us the games already!
So there you have it, folks. That's what to expect from the biggest names in the industry at E3 2026. But remember, no matter how much hype there is around these announcements, always remember why we play video games: because they're fun, and sometimes they make us laugh. And if a game doesn't do either of those things, well, what's the point?
