Super Mario Bros., that classic platformer from Nintendo that has been entertaining people since before most of us were born. It's still as addictive today as it was back in 1985, and if you don't believe me, just ask your grandma who stole your Wii Remote last weekend to play one more level (and then another, and another).
The Sims. This game is like real life but with way more fun options like becoming an astronaut or a rock star without leaving the comfort of your own home. Plus, if things get too hectic, you can always just set your sims on fire and start again. Who needs therapy when you have The Sims?
World of Warcraft. This game has been around since before Facebook was even a thing, yet it still manages to capture our attention with its vast virtual world filled with dragons, magic spells, and elves who are way more interesting than the people in your real-life social circle.
Minecraft. If you've never played Minecraft, imagine if Legos came to life and you could build an entire universe out of them - but then someone turned up the chaos dial to eleven. It's like playing god with ADHD; every second is a new adventure waiting to happen.
Fortnite. Yes, I know Fortnite gets a bad rap for being the reason why kids can't do math anymore, but hear me out. Fortnite is like the Hunger Games meets The Walking Dead meets Saturday morning cartoons - only way more fun than any of those things because you get to be the hero who shoots down the bad guys while dancing like a boss.
So there you have it: my humorous take on the top 5 games of all time. Did I miss any? Probably. But hey, this is just for laughs anyway, right? Right? Oh god, I hope this wasn't a waste of your time...
