If you're reading this, it means you're one of the few sane gamers out there who appreciates a good laugh while keeping up with the latest gaming news. Congratulations, you've found your spiritual home. The rest of the world is on its own.
Sony has announced that they will be releasing a new PlayStation VR headset in 2021. This bad boy promises to deliver an immersive experience with higher resolution displays and improved tracking technology, making you feel like you're really living the gamer life. Or at least, living it more than when you're staring at your screen in a dark room eating cold pizza.
Microsoft has been busy working on some exciting new features for Xbox Series X. They've announced that they will be adding support for ray tracing, which is basically the gaming equivalent of putting on glasses for the first time and realizing that your cat isn't just a furry blob but actually has whiskers. It's like that, only cooler.
But here's the real kicker: Microsoft is also working on a feature that will allow you to play Xbox games on your phone. Yes, you heard right. Your boss won't be able to say you're not using your time efficiently ever again. You can now pretend to work while secretly leveling up your character in Fortnite. Life hack: Call it 'workplace wellness'. They won't argue with that.
Finally, let's talk about the elephant in the room (or rather, the mouse on the screen): Fortnite is still dominating the gaming world. But here's a fun fact for you: did you know that Epic Games made over $9 billion in 2020? That's enough to buy every single skin in Fortnite... and then some. And while we're on the topic of money, let's not forget about Roblox. The company's stock price soared after going public, proving once again that if you build it, they will come - and they will spend their parents' money on virtual pets and houses.
So there you have it, folks. Gaming news you need to know... but won't want to forget! Because let's face it, who wants to remember all the boring stuff when you can remember the hilariously entertaining stuff instead? And if you don't find this entertaining, well, maybe gaming isn't your thing after all. Back to cold pizza and darkness for you.
